Downloading Downloader...

Installing spyware...

Locating the required gigapixels to render...

Reconfiguring user mental processes...

Installing malware...

Disabling VPN...

Monitoring calls...

Deciding what message to display next...

Waiting for sysadmin to hit enter...

Finding Grafenberg spot...

Asking your mom on a date...

Deterministically simulating the future...

Legally changing your name...

Deleting zeroth sector of hard disk...

Aligning covariance matrices...

Resolving universal physical constants...

Please wait while the little elves draw your map...

Loading infinite monkeys...

Reformatting C:/...

Mining shitcoin...

Stealing your identity...

Emptying bank account...

Logging IP address...

Contracting identity broker...

Initializing 5G neural scrambler...