Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Centralizing the processing units...

Reformatting C:/...

Generating unsolvable koans...

Installing ransomware...

Legally changing your name...

You just lost the game...

Generating asemic biomimicry...

Reversing the shield polarity...

Deciding what message to display next...

Concatenating existential buffers...

Logging keystrokes...

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Gesticulating mimes...

Harvesting meta-organs...

Waiting for Godot...

Forcasting the future...

Installing backdoor...

Contracting identity broker...

# mv /home/user/* /dev/null

Converging tachyon pulses...

Deleting jdbgmgr.exe...

Negotiating for WiFi password...

Constructing additional pylons...

Nucleosyhtesizing rare isotopes...