Please wait while the little elves draw your map...

Updating Updater...

Installing zip bomb...

Triangulating location...

Installing adware...

PC LOAD LETTER

rm -rf*/

Opening a rift in time and space...

Asking your mom on a date...

Deciding what message to display next...

Charging credit cards...

Reconfiguring data for your IQ...

Reformatting C:/...

Downloading more RAM...

Reconciling general relativity and quantum mechanics...

Installing spyware...

Debugging Debugger...

Generating unsolvable koans...

Adjusting dilithium crystal converter assembly...

Spoofing emails...

Installing dependencies...

Waiting for Godot...

Still faster than Windows update...

Installing firmware rootkits...

Dividing by zero...