Giving your grandma a stroke...

Installing backdoor...

Downloading more RAM...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Centralizing the processing units...

Quantizing time crystals...

Solving mind-body problem...

Harvesting meta-organs...

Tapping into subconscious fears...

Debugging Debugger...

Installing crimeware...

Installing spyware...

Deterministically simulating the future...

Converging tachyon pulses...

Installing rootkit...

Locating the required gigapixels to render...

Generating ad content...

Installing botnet...

Installing keylogger...

Gesticulating mimes...

Opening a rift in time and space...

Contacting your personal FBI agent...

Reconciling general relativity and quantum mechanics...

Monitoring calls...

Mining shitcoin...