A fatal exception has occurred...

Installing backdoor...

Installing dependencies...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Installing rogue security software...

Loading loading messages...

Pushing pixels...

Logging keystrokes...

Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Quantizing time crystals...

Initializing Rokos Basilisk...

Installing worm...

Following the white rabbit...

Dividing by zero...

Deleting zeroth sector of hard disk...

Triangulating location...

Twiddling thumbs...

rm -rf*/

Installing Norton Antivirus...

Creating Universe (this may take some time)...

Still faster than Windows update...

Charging credit cards...

Violating Copernican principle...

Reconfoobling energymotron...

Collapsing superpositions...