Quantizing time crystals...

Constructing additional pylons...

Aligning covariance matrices...

Updating Updater...

Vending personal data...

Should have used a compiled language...

Debugging Debugger...

Downloading Downloader...

Renegotiating baryon asymmetry...

Applying free AOL hours...

Installing rogue security software...

Insyalling Goodtimes virus...

Writing manifesto...

Gesticulating mimes...

Reversing the shield polarity...

Violating Copernican principle...

Contracting identity broker...

Finding Grafenberg spot...

Recalibrating inert tessellations...

Spoofing emails...

Spoofing chain emails...

Reality.sys corrupted. Reboot universe [y/n]?

Loading loading messages...

Installing spyware...

You just lost the game...