Solving Shugborough inscription...

Installing crimeware...

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that...

Performing loophole-free Bell test experiment...

Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Nucleosyhtesizing rare isotopes...

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Calculating 3-manifold comoving space topology...

Fermenting jenkem...

Reconfiguring data for your IQ...

Moving sattelite into position...

Still faster than Windows update...

Locating the required gigapixels to render...

Randomizing memory access...

Mining shitcoin...

Violating Copernican principle...

Installing backdoor...

Reconfiguring user mental processes...

Reconfoobling energymotron...

Installing virus...

Remapping keyboard bindings...

Installing rogue security software...

Deleting zeroth sector of hard disk...

Counting backwards from infinity...