Deleting jdbgmgr.exe...

Deterministically simulating the future...

Monitoring calls...

Constructing additional pylons...

Installing zip bomb...

Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Installing botnet...

Moving sattelite into position...

Gesticulating mimes...

Immanentizing the eschaton...

Installing malware...

Downloading more RAM...

Adding hidden agenda...

Installing rootkit...

Solving mind-body problem...

Waiting for Godot...

Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...

Mining shitcoin...

Logging keystrokes...

Installing ransomware...

# mv /home/user/* /dev/null

Deciding what message to display next...

Generating unsolvable koans...

Initializing Rokos Basilisk...