Remapping keyboard bindings...

Downloading Downloader...

Reconciling general relativity and quantum mechanics...

Reticulating splines...

Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Renegotiating baryon asymmetry...

Violating Copernican principle...

Loading error...

Solving mind-body problem...

Following the white rabbit...

Calculating dimensionless physical constants...

Installing keylogger...

Installing virus...

Reformatting C:/...

Quantizing time crystals...

Fermenting jenkem...

Recalibrating inert tessellations...

Counting backwards from infinity...

Installing trojan...

Creating Universe (this may take some time)...

Debugging Debugger...

Tapping into subconscious fears...

Aligning covariance matrices...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Installing rogue security software...