Deleting zeroth sector of hard disk...

Installing zip bomb...

Initializing Rokos Basilisk...

Charging credit cards...

Installing rootkit...

Immanentizing the eschaton...

Still faster than Windows update...

Logging keystrokes...

Stealing your identity...

Loading error...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Reality.sys corrupted. Reboot universe [y/n]?

Installing spyware...

Seducing your mom...

Insyalling Goodtimes virus...

# mv /home/user/* /dev/null

Installing trojan...

Installing backdoor...

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that...

Installing virus...

Notifying field agents...

rm -rf*/

Installing malware...

Downloading more RAM...

Deterministically simulating the future...