Reconfoobling energymotron...

Mailing pipe bombs...

Legally changing your name...

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that...

Downloading Downloader...

Redownloading internet...

Gesticulating mimes...

Negotiating for WiFi password...

Waiting for Godot...

Solving Shugborough inscription...

Centralizing the processing units...

Installing malware...

Installing adware...

Asking your mom on a date...

Logging keystrokes...

Generating unsolvable koans...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Generating asemic biomimicry...

Finding Grafenberg spot...

Please wait while the little elves draw your map...

Installing backdoor...

Insyalling Goodtimes virus...

Deciphering Zodiac killer code...

Renegotiating baryon asymmetry...

Creating Universe (this may take some time)...