Capturing facial data...

Elucidating Münchhausen trilemma...

Opening a rift in time and space...

Generating asemic biomimicry...

Adding hidden agenda...

Waiting for Godot...

Installing rogue security software...

Logging keystrokes...

Downloading more RAM...

Immanentizing the eschaton...

Vending personal data...

Deciphering Zodiac killer code...

Waiting for sysadmin to hit enter...

Reality.sys corrupted. Reboot universe [y/n]?

Installing firmware rootkits...

Initializing Rokos Basilisk...

Contracting identity broker...

Stealing your identity...

Collapsing superpositions...

Calculating 3-manifold comoving space topology...

Constructing additional pylons...

Deleting zeroth sector of hard disk...

You just lost the game...

Counting backwards from infinity...

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that...