Reformatting C:/...

Reconfiguring user mental processes...

Logging keystrokes...

Deciding what message to display next...

Reticulating splines...

Finding Grafenberg spot...

Giving your grandma a stroke...

Installing keylogger...

Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Twiddling thumbs...

Generating ad content...

Dividing by zero...

Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...

PC LOAD LETTER

Reconciling general relativity and quantum mechanics...

# mv /home/user/* /dev/null

Downloading Downloader...

Adjusting dilithium crystal converter assembly...

Violating Copernican principle...

Texting your mother...

Quantizing time crystals...

Pushing pixels...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Loading error...

Initializing 5G neural scrambler...