Installing dependencies...

Capturing facial data...

Disabling VPN...

Quantizing time crystals...

Loading loading messages...

Deleting jdbgmgr.exe...

Solving Shugborough inscription...

Installing spyware...

rm -rf*/

You are number 346291 in the queue...

Reformatting C:/...

Immanentizing the eschaton...

Deterministically simulating the future...

Mailing pipe bombs...

Should have used a compiled language...

Cracking military-grade encryption...

Asking your mom on a date...

Spoofing chain emails...

Installing malware...

Fermenting jenkem...

Insert quarter...

Installing Norton Antivirus...

Locating the required gigapixels to render...

Installing rootkit...

Deciding what message to display next...