Spinning violently around the y-axis...

Installing dependencies...

Calculating dimensionless physical constants...

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Forcasting the future...

Capturing facial data...

Reversing the shield polarity...

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Dividing by zero...

Downloading more RAM...

Contacting your personal FBI agent...

Deciding what message to display next...

Twiddling thumbs...

Spoofing emails...

Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...

Installing botnet...

A fatal exception has occurred...

Commencing infinite loop...

Waiting for Godot...

Seducing your mom...

Installing zip bomb...

Installing Norton Antivirus...

Vending personal data...

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Solving mind-body problem...