Harshing your mellow...

Quantizing time crystals...

Installing zip bomb...

Finding Grafenberg spot...

Seducing your mom...

Capturing facial data...

Loading error...

Violating Copernican principle...

Loading infinite monkeys...

Locating the required gigapixels to render...

Installing backdoor...

Notifying field agents...

Reconfiguring user mental processes...

Solving Shugborough inscription...

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Contracting identity broker...

Deleting system32...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

Counting backwards from infinity...

Randomizing memory access...

PC LOAD LETTER

Concatenating existential buffers...

Redownloading internet...

Legally changing your name...

Giving your grandma a stroke...