Notifying field agents...
Installing virus...
Installing keylogger...
Reticulating splines...
Adjusting dilithium crystal converter assembly...
Giving your grandma a stroke...
Deciding what message to display next...
Reconfiguring data for your IQ...
Creating Universe (this may take some time)...
Debugging Debugger...
Gesticulating mimes...
Solving mind-body problem...
A fatal exception has occurred...
Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...
Uploading porn to your hard drive...
Disabling VPN...
Remapping keyboard bindings...
Pushing pixels...
Opening a rift in time and space...
Dividing by zero...
Installing botnet...
Installing zip bomb...
Mailing pipe bombs...
Deleting system32...
Forcasting the future...