Notifying field agents...

Installing virus...

Installing keylogger...

Reticulating splines...

Adjusting dilithium crystal converter assembly...

Giving your grandma a stroke...

Deciding what message to display next...

Reconfiguring data for your IQ...

Creating Universe (this may take some time)...

Debugging Debugger...

Gesticulating mimes...

Solving mind-body problem...

A fatal exception has occurred...

Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...

Uploading porn to your hard drive...

Disabling VPN...

Remapping keyboard bindings...

Pushing pixels...

Opening a rift in time and space...

Dividing by zero...

Installing botnet...

Installing zip bomb...

Mailing pipe bombs...

Deleting system32...

Forcasting the future...